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Sunday, April 08, 2007

Ask A Samurai Contest

Have you ever wished you could go back in time and ask a samurai a question?

Well now is your chance!*

We have a panel of three excellent samurai warriors waiting to answer your questions about anything and everything.

Have questions specific to Ninja Shizatch, or even a question directed specifically to Silver, Shadow, or Jade? Ask away! Our samurais are eager and willing to respond!**

The best questions will be featured in the Ninja Shizatch webcomic!***

Just post your question or questions as a comment, below.





*Warning: contest may not actually make you travel through time. Ninja Shizatch is in no way responsible for any disturbances in the space-time continuum due to irresponsible time travel. Please consult with a doctor and quantum-physicist before engaging in a temporal paradox.

**Warning: samurai may not actually be eager or willing. Ninja Shizatch in no way guarantees that your question will be taken with good humor. We are not accountable for any samurai swearing vengeance on your family.

***Warning: “best” is a subjective term. Don’t whine if your question isn’t picked.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

To Silver (Shadow can answer this if he wants to):
"Are you really a ninja? I have my doubts."

To Shadow:
"How many times have you thought about murdering Silver?"

To Jade:
"Have you ever considered assassinating Silver?"

Anonymous said...

Which one of is the best samurai?

Anonymous said...

@Jade:
How old are you?

Anonymous said...

Is Samurai a prestige class, and if so, what alignment is preferred?

shadowmelder said...

To anyone:
What do you think of Jack Sparrow and pirates in general?

Anonymous said...

@Jade:
Everyone else is dead. Shadow or Silver?

Anonymous said...

Errr, everyone else except you three.

Anonymous said...

To Ninjas in general... What is your stance on Global Warming?

shadowmelder said...

Yeah, so I was thinking of writing a ASSEMBLER program to act as a low-level driver for my GPU, but then I started wondering if the Windows 5.1.2600 kernel would allow me to insert my code assuming that I had ring 0 access and that the execute disable bit functionality was disabled. Then I thought of altering the code in the hardware abstraction layer, only to realize that although it would give me my desired low-level functionality, I would have limited high-level functionality which I also need. Any suggestions?

Unknown said...

What do you think of Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai"?

(Maybe it's just me, but it's so fucked up on so many different levels!)

Anonymous said...

To all 3:

If you 3 could be any proffession instead of samurai, what would you be?

-SmartSpriter (I don't have a Google account)

Anonymous said...

At what point in history were Samurai's purple?

Anonymous said...

Or elven for that matter?

Anonymous said...

How did such a wonderful, beautiful, talented person like Jade ever get hooked up with Silver and Shadow?

Anonymous said...

To Jade:

In Ask a Samurai 3, the text bubble pointed to your nether-region... Are you answering the questions, or is your physical womanhood doing the talking?

Unknown said...

What are the odds of Silver rolling another 1 during a critical moment in the battle?